Comments on: why these birds always target MY CAR windshield to mess up on, eventhough other cars are available ?

By: Jay

Jay — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 00:14:04 +0000

Birds urinate, it’s just that their urine is semisolid rather than liquid. Not needing to store liquid wastes, birds lack a bladder. Instead urine passes from the ureters into the cloaca, a common chamber for the passage of digestive and urinary wastes, as well as for reproductive products. A bird dropping usually contains both white uric acid crystals, and a concentrated mass of digestive wastes such as seeds.

The answer for it “targeting” only your car? Maybe your car is scaring the bird, so it craps on your car. Who knows? The most important thing is this: The bird pooping on your car isn’t important. REMOVING IT ASAP IS. Bird poop is acidic and can ruin a paint job.

By: Brittany

Brittany — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 02:58:17 +0000

they don’t pee

By: Sunshine

Sunshine — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 02:48:41 +0000

Perhaps your car is the cleanest and shiniest anywhere around and the bird doesn’t want it to be unlike the other cars. And, by the way, birds don’t pee they poop and they probably enjoy seeing it splatter!

By: Muthu S

Muthu S — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 03:33:01 +0000

Pl. change your parking place.& see the result.

By: Chris J

Chris J — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 02:57:43 +0000

Maybe your car is too clean?
Birds always sh!t on the cleanest car.

By: aWellWisher

aWellWisher — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 13:32:44 +0000

May be you are parking near the sign for parking - P in a circle! & they misunderstand it!
Cover the car with tarpoline.
Hope I helped.
Good luck!

By: misselie1

misselie1 — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 20:31:58 +0000

The devil makes them do it!

By: rockandroll58-79

rockandroll58-79 — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 18:21:26 +0000

I think it depends on what color the car. They seem to prefer white or light colored cars and trucks to other colors!! Also, it depends on what part of the world the car is located in!!

By: Jimmi S

Jimmi S — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:43:37 +0000

may be you were a BIRD in your Past Life!
and these birds were Humans,and you may have Pooped the
the hell out of there belongings;
NOW they are BACK in this Life to GET EVEN..!

By: The Violinist

The Violinist — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 12:41:14 +0000

Technically birds dont pee, they release all of their urine with their crap.

And it’s cuz your car is the shiniest, DUH. lol.