What is a benefit of making driving cars illegal to stop global warming?
gold1045now asked:
I’m writing a satire paper about global warming.
I need to list three benefits to my crazy solution.
My solution is making driving cars illegal.
So far I have two benefits [besides the obvious of it stopping global warming].
I have that it reduces obesity/health problems and that it helps stop car accidents. I need a third benefit and I can’t think of one. I have hit a road block.
ANY HELP?? Thanks a bunch!
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I’m writing a satire paper about global warming.
I need to list three benefits to my crazy solution.
My solution is making driving cars illegal.
So far I have two benefits [besides the obvious of it stopping global warming].
I have that it reduces obesity/health problems and that it helps stop car accidents. I need a third benefit and I can’t think of one. I have hit a road block.
ANY HELP?? Thanks a bunch!
http://www.djthings.com/
February 8th, 2009 at 6:52 am
Driving cars have used a lot of gas and money, so people can do something like ride a bike to work and instead of polluting the air.
February 9th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
It will make the air less contaminated from smog…
It will make people smarter, as they will be able to talk with each other while riding bikes, instead of listening to mind-numbing music and/or talk radio…
It will increase the sale of trucks, boats, motorcycles, and minivans… (lol just kidding)
It will make people save time from not having to wait in line at the DMV, where illegal mexicans waiting to get their licenses makes it take up to 5 hours sometimes.
It will save money from using for gas, accidents, insurance, and repairs and maintenance…
It will make people more awake and energetic for work, since they will have exercised and felt refreshed… this would lead to mass innovation in production of new ideas and products…
It will make our military stronger, as we will have more car factories open and unused, ready and able to make military vehicles, and more people will be in shape from all the walking, jogging, and cycling….
It will get rid of the illegal immigrant problem, since mexicans as a rule are fat and lazy, and wouldn’t want to come here if they had to walk everywhere (they only want to walk once, across the border)…. (this is actually true but i doubt ur college/high school teacher would think its “politically correct” hahaha)
February 12th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
large people will feel better if they walk ..on their walks they will see young girls one of them will ask them where they are going one will say around the block this will go on for a whole summer when school starts that young girl will see that person walking around and smile … around Christmas time she will see that person and they will both recognize each other and they will both smile causing them both to think and one day that young girl will grow up and create magnetics that will be used for the propulsion of matter and this will cause a reversal of the mess that was caused by not knowing for you see there has got to be an ice breaker for this is how a new wave appears
February 13th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
There would be no benefits. People don’t seem to get the fact that if we cut out auto mobiles, our economy goes even further down the drain then it has now.
“It reduces obesity” - Well not really, since many older people/ disabled people will not be even able to leave the house if that happened.
“It reduces car accidents”- That is a no brainer, but you forgot to include how many people would be kidnapped, injured by our ways, etc. (It is not safe to ride bikes/walk everywhere)
Now think of it this way, how will we get goods to stores? Carry it?
How will we get somewhere that is a long distance? Banning auto mobiles is impossible in today’s society.
How will an older couple whom can not walk miles get to the grocery store?
How would people get to work if they work 50 miles away?
People need to learn that banning stuff to prevent a faulty theory called “Global Warming” is not going to help anything. Obviously people have yet to learn that not everything that the media tells you is true. The government does not always want to do what is best for the people, otherwise explain to me how putting a fine on having livestock will help anything other than hurt our economy?
February 14th, 2009 at 6:10 am
I spray freon into the air to make sure there is global warming. I hate the cold.
February 14th, 2009 at 10:52 am
What! no more road kill, a viable food source for the unemployed masses.
Here’s the latest technology for that long commute.
February 16th, 2009 at 4:36 am
In the spirit that this is satire,
The two you have listed obesity and accidents which arn’t related to GW so in keeping with that I would say tires (that how we spell it in Aust) tires are a major pollution problem there are 800,000,000 cars in the world which means 5 times that in tires, that is a lot of waste.
Silver_bacon
“It reduces car accidents”- That is a no brainer, but you forgot to include how many people would be kidnapped, injured by our ways, etc. (It is not safe to ride bikes/walk everywhere)
If cars were banned how would a kidnapper get you anywhere unless of course he/she has a tandem bicycle with built in handcuffs or a large enclosed child carrier. Yes it is not safe to ride bikes/walk because of “CARS”